Chagal4's Blog

Watching a few agonizing minutes of the second impeachment trial of Donald J.Trump it occurred to me that the venue was all wrong. It shouldn’t have been happening in the Senate Chamber in Washington D.C. in February of 2021, it should be taking place on the international space station or Area 51 where Alternate reality tells us they keep the flying saucers that made the tragic error of thinking all those bright lights in Las Vegas were signs of an interstellar gas station. And the trial should be happening out there because we have drifted so far into alternate realities and alternate facts and fake news and inverted logic that the only way this creature can get a fair trial is if it takes place on the planet that he comes from.

So let’s get it straight from the beginning. Donald J.Trump and, by association, his family are not human beings. They belong to an alternate universe where many of the things we might find strange , abnormal, illegal, or totally fucking inappropriate , are completely normal. And so, from their perspective, they’ve stumbled through the looking glass where we live and they’re being punished for just…being themselves.

They look like human beings because who says alternate universes are only inhabited by giant spiders. It seems to me that lots of creatures resembling humans slip into our world and as long as they don’t break anything or start eating the shrubbery…we don’t even know they’re there. There’s Rudi of course…but we always knew about him . I don’t know what kind of medication they found for him but when he doesn’t take it he drools and one leg gets shorter than the other so he tends to walk in circles.

I’ve argued for years that the filthy rich and the astronomically wealthy are not human beings either. They’re a separate species . Some of them definitely come from an alternate reality and they have used their wealth and power to create for themselves a replica of the planet they came from. Apparently there are some nice oceans there because they have these huge yachts the size of football fields…that have cockpits that look suspiciously like space ships. They don’t drink American beer because even the most distant planets know that stuff is piss. No they drink champagne and expensive wines that were made before there was an internet and I think they must know something we don’t.

O.K. back to the Trump creatures and their inability to have a fair trial. The problem in jurisprudence terms is finding a jury of their peers. It also means that the accused needs to understand the nature of the offence and it’s clear that they don’t. If you could listen like a fly on the wall you would hear a lot of loud voices shouting “what the fuck are these people talking about?” or “I won that fucking election by a landslide”…which might have been true on his alternate planet…so you can’t blame him for being upset. What he should really be saying to these Democratic human yokels…is “send me home so I can be President among my own kind”. Although when his own kind see how badly he screwed up in our world they may want re-run their alternate election.

I think deep down all of those Senators and Congressmen, who are not too far from alternate realities themselves, I think they understand that convicting this space creature would be unlikely. His punishment will be to be sent to bed without his cookies and milk and a stern letter should be sent to his home planet….via Fox Fucking News. Otherwise we humans should quickly get to work on learning to recognize these alternate reality /alternate universe beings…Some of them might be good creatures with much to contribute to our often demented and backward species…Maybe they already are….but this dude wasn’t one of them.

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